Of Quartz You'll Laugh: 30 Igneous Memes for Goofy Geologists That'll Rock Your Socks Off

Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor

Jul 8, 2023 1:00 PM EDT

Do you still have a rock collection? (Yes- your crystals and quartz towers that are charging in the light of the full moon certainly count as a rock collection)

Any rock aficionado, or at-home geologist, started with humble beginnings, collecting cool looking rocks as a kid. Perhaps you dug up some fool's gold in your backyard or you begged your parents to buy those expensive pouches of polished stones whenever you went to any small town gift shop– or maybe you just saw a rock shaped like a dino-nugget and thought it might be a fine addition to your stoney shrine. Regardless of how your rock obsession began, now you consider yourself a bit of a geologist. With the popularity of crystals and holistic rock medicine, you're actually probably doing something right. So go ahead, talk about rocks in your Tinder bio, someone one day will come along and appreciate your love for stratified sediments, geodes, and pumice stone.