Of Quartz You'll Laugh: 30 Igneous Memes for Goofy Geologists That'll Rock Your Socks Off

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Jul 8, 2023 1:00 PM EDT

Do you still have a rock collection? (Yes- your crystals and quartz towers that are charging in the light of the full moon certainly count as a rock collection)

Any rock aficionado, or at-home geologist, started with humble beginnings, collecting cool looking rocks as a kid. Perhaps you dug up some fool's gold in your backyard or you begged your parents to buy those expensive pouches of polished stones whenever you went to any small town gift shop– or maybe you just saw a rock shaped like a dino-nugget and thought it might be a fine addition to your stoney shrine. Regardless of how your rock obsession began, now you consider yourself a bit of a geologist. With the popularity of crystals and holistic rock medicine, you're actually probably doing something right. So go ahead, talk about rocks in your Tinder bio, someone one day will come along and appreciate your love for stratified sediments, geodes, and pumice stone. 

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    Smile - when there's a sweet polished trilobite on display, but also a 'please do not touch' sign
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    Tableware - My bank account Outrageous amounts of quartz Fluorite from every known locality Citrine to manifest more money Bills Lining Jeff Bezos pockets @littlelemuriagems
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    Gesture - Non Geologist Friends A piece of quartz they found Is this a cool and rare mineral
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    Smile - When you carpool for the field trip: Get in loser, we're going Obiarocklover to look at some rocks.
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    Product - Shiny gift shop pebbles are the gateway drug to geology.
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    Tableware - "there's our softrock geologist! Why don't you come down and tell the family about your mud collection" @memezoic
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    Mobile phone - The mini heart attack you get when you can't feel these in your pocket
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    Facial expression - Geology people be like: roce
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    Smile - can any geologists explain this?? PAUL
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    Plant - when someone asked for your help identifying minerals in a rock but all you can identify was quartz and biotite It ain't much, but it's honest work sounmemes
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    Facial expression - SO BASICALLY CHALCEDONY, CHERT, FLINT, AGATE, QUARTZ, OPAL, AND GLASS ARE ALL MADE OF THE SAME COMPOUND SIO2 OR SILICA. THEY'RE JUST FORMED IN DIFFERENT WAYS, BUT GET THIS. OPAL ISN'T EVEN CLASSIFIED AS A MINERAL BECAUSE IT HAS NO DEFINED CHEMICAL STRUCTURE, IT FORMS AS A BLOB OR OOZE THEN HARDENS.
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    Outerwear - Oceanic crust when it subducts under a continental plate: bravo six, going dark
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    Facial expression - 'The complex origin of banded iron formations are insignificant and simply boring to say the least'. Geologists- @geology_memes
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    Cartoon - Her: Come over Me: I can't, I'm taking a strike and dip Her: I found a massive Kyanite cryst... Me: DOGODIO 70
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    Smile - Connect Strata The Original Horizontal Sediment Deposition game
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    Head - playing with sand. justgirlythe's Sieve analysis test of Sand
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    Eyelash - Sudan & Sluncay Sementation Matamupalc Mermerim Rock Cycle An introduction to Geology 31K views Traduc od Crystalkation Magus @geology_memes
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    Sleeve - 'Geology is pretty much just the same as geography, with a few more rocks' Geologists: @geology.memes How dare you Source: United Nations
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    Flash photography - Draw me like one of your geological field sketches La Pomme/9GAG S FALL DEALIS PINNACLE JOINT
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    Font - No one : Absolutely no one: Magma:
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    Hand - I'm gonna make you mine Oh my god, Yes. @PunHubOnline
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    Gesture - Everthing going wrong in life Crystals Che
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    Font - Cap rock FOTO CON BOOK Reservoir rock Gas Oil Water IT'S A TRAP!
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    Hair - Yes I take rocks home from site, how could you tell?
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    World - my friend: don't talk about rocks in your tinder bio me: *does it anyway* my friend me
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    Forehead - Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you love Geology? Me: How To Count Past Infinity 7.7M views
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    Plant - "Winter is the best time to study outcrops because there's less foliage in the way" 2.22. LONGE
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    Food - Geologists:- Make fun of Gemmologists and crystal sellers because they believe in healing properties of crystals Crystal Sellers:- OO DO KOOL 500 Pog @geology_hub
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    Font - Every geologist their first time in the field: I do not know who I am... I don't know why I'm here All I know is that I must collect samples
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    Jaw - TALKING ABOUT ROCKS Me wanting to flirt. ???
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